1. 3ridan:

    do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

    Unless you reaffirm how toxic they were to your life and feel awesome about your good decision to cut them out

    (via homosexualqueerhole)

  2. occupygezipics:

    A store mannequin is placed in Taksim Sq to represent the #standingman

  3. darbesaurus:

    tittymonsta:

    cfgirlflying:

    schoolofcharmmentality:

    missmeoh:

    kestrelsansjesses:

    mariaacristina:

    Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

    Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

    THIS INFURIATES ME.

    I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

    Makes me so mad.

    I’m about to kill someone

    One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

    (via dark-shadowsky)

  4. drfrederickchilton:

    If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

    (via jakemalik)

  5. Talking to my fiance about Harry Potter

    foreverbewildered:

    Me: You should really read Harry Potter.

    Fiance: I don’t really have the time for that… But I’d watch the movies with you, are they good?

    Me: They are fantastic—- but not the same as the books. You should really read the books. 

    Fiance: But I already know what it’s about. I mean, isn’t it his destiny to defeat Ganondorf.

    Me: …

    Fiance: Wait, isn’t that is Lord of the Rings.

    Me:….

    Fiance: …?

    Me:

    (via hey-hey-free-stuff)

  6. (Source: kraved, via pizza)

  7. mordiin:

    maxwellpuckett:

    i guess this is supposed to look like piles of gold but tbh it looks like piles and piles of cheeto dust

    That’s more valuable than gold.

    (via mi0da)

  8. sexychornman:

    wow

    (via mi0da)

  9. snoipahkat:

    AN EPIC MICKEY WORLD IS A THING THAT I WANT VERY MUCH

    (via princessveroni)

  10. diasporicdecay:

    pocketostars:

    ancientrelic:

    humansofnewyork:

    “After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

    People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

    ^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

    THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

    (via ulotrichous-cunt)

  11. itsbetterthananal:

    my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

    (via ulotrichous-cunt)

    frogbians:

    spent today drawing horse anime

    i’m proud of my life choices

    (via mpregicorn)